I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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