Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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