i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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