I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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