im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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