jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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