I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me