Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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