i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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