His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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