OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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