You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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