...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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