So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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