my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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