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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
