im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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