Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Success! We fucked roommates!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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