So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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