Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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