Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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