Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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