Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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