Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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