i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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