I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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