And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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