i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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