Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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