Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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