why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Four minutes until I can fart!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
tell me about the eggs
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