Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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