the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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