This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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