I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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