i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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