Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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