are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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