Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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