This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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