it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
