and she was petting her beer can
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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