'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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