I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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