It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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