Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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