So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.