there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just gift wrapped bread.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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