Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You were trust falling into bushes
Randomize
