i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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