I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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