it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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