It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
they need to just BURY HIM!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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